Horrifying New Verses in ‘Star Spangled Banner’

It’s quite catchy. Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers Horrifying New Verses Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers Horrifying New...

FDA Approves Depressant Drug

From a reliable news souce. FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful | The Onion – America’s Finest News...

Republicans, Leukemia Team Up

From the Onion. This is the best line: While chronic leukemia was reportedly worried about how its association with the...

Sneak Peak at Call of Duty: MW3

OMG, so exciting! Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

Glenn Beck Tragically Still Alive

Oooh, too soon? Not soon enough? Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

I think so. Also slutty. It’s become more slutty. In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Museum

Ah, harken back to the dark days of “video” renting. Historic `Blockbuster` Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented...