The myth of the Velvet Hammer

Girlfriend asks for a drink. Something sweet.
“How about a Velvet Hammer?” I ask.
“What’s in it?” she responds, her interest piqued.
“Beats the hell out of me.”
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Apparently everyone’s heard of this drink, but nobody knows what goes into it. I’ve got a place mat from a chinese restaurant on the wall of my bar — the kind that has all the retro-looking drinks on it. It’s got a Velvet Hammer. So do all 4 of the bar books I have in front of me. They all tell a different tale. I decided to take this to the internet to see how many different “Velvet Hammers” there were out there.
Yikes!
Well, hopefully this will aid those in their quest for a Velvet Hammer. Hopefully when you make it for someone, they won’t already have an idea what it’s “supposed” to taste like, because some of these are really different tastes. I’d hate to be expecting something sweet and creamy and wind up getting a vanilla Guinness. So here’s my somewhat complete compendium of Velvet Hammer recipes. If you find any different ones, leave a comment. I’d like to see how many I can get.
Velvet Hammer Recipe #1 (most common recipe)
– 1/2 oz Crème de Cacao
– 1/2 oz Kahlua
– 1 oz Vodka
– 2 oz Cream
Shake ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #2 (2nd most common recipe)
– 2 oz Cointreau
– 2 oz Tia Maria Coffee Liqueur
– 2 oz Half-and-Half
Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #3
– 1 tbs Crème de Cacao
– 1 1/2 oz Vodka
– 1 tbs Cream
Shake ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #4
– 1 pint Guinness Stout
– 1 oz Stoli Vanil Vodka
Pour a regular Guinness into a beer pilsner. Wait for head to settle, then add vodka, and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #5
– 1 tbs Light Cream
– 1 oz White Creme de Cacao
– 1 1/2 oz oz Strega (Italian for “Witch”) Liquor
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #6
– 2 oz Kahlua
– 2 oz cream
– 1/2 oz chocolate syrup
– 1/3 cup almonds
– 1 scoop vanilla ice cream
Pour all ingredients into blender, blend at high speed and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #7
– 1 package (10 ounces) frozen strawberries, sliced
– 1 cup light rum
– Juice of 2 lemons, (little less than 1/2 cup)
– Crushed ice
Blend until mixture is of icy, mushy consistency. Pour into daiquiri glasses.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #8
– 1 oz Vodka
– 2 oz Cream
– 1 oz Chambord
– 1 scoop Ice Cream
– 1 oz Black Velvet Bourbon
Pour ingredients into blender, blend, serve in large, chilled glass.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #9
– 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
– 1 oz vodka
– 1 oz white Crème de Cacao
– 1 oz triple sec
Pour ingredients into blender, blend and serve.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #10
– 1 oz White Curacao
– 1 oz White Crème de Cacao
– 1 oz Double cream
Shake all the ingredients with ice, strain into a martini glass. Dust with nutmeg.
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Velvet Hammer Recipe #11
– 1 tbs Crème de Cacao
– 1 1/2 oz Vodka
– 2 tbs Cream
– 1/2 Banana
– 1 tsp Sugar
Put all ingredients in blender with ice. Puree until smooth.
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