Posts by D. H. McKee

Make yourself popular

Too bad this isn’t for Canadians… I could stand to be a little more popular. * popularity dialer Have you...

After Fidel

Castro has survived nine U.S. presidents, the collapse of his Soviet benefactor, and four decades of American attempts to undermine...

Hate mail of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

your god is a homo “bobby, where do you live because me and my freinds are going to come and...

Beer Can Chicken: Is beer necessary?

The thigh meat, as expected, tasted exactly the same on both birds. The breast meat was juicy (but not as...

Is Science a Religion?

It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, “mad cow” disease, and...

Big mother is watching kids’ lunches

Remember the days when cafeteria lunches always had at least one or two treasures in otherwise less-than-appetizing offerings? Thanks (or...

Congratulations, it’s a beef stick

Me, I’d hand out cigars, or at the very least, those PopEye’s candy sticks. Junk Food Blog: Boy Girl Beef...

Edible Memo Pads

I wonder if they can stick to things, like Post-It notes. Junk Food Blog: Edible Memo Pads Distributed to the...

Scary German SQL

Got the following error message when trying to view a German candy website: Fehler beim Senden der Abfrage...sql(SELECT cont_id,sub_menu1 FROM...

The fall of a Hollywood hatemonger

I was just in the middle of writing a long and tedious essay, about how to tell a real anti-Semite...