Breakfast from Hell

Careful. It’s poison. Okay, it’s not really poison, but you’d probably have to drink oil to flush this shit out,...

Eat This, Kellog

Best known today for his inadvertent invention of corn flakes cereal--occurring when a pan of baking grain was left unattended during a medical emergency--Dr. John Harvey Kellogg was 43 years old when he wrote the above lines. He had never partaken of the connubial pleasures of his wife's bed, believed masturbation to be a sin best cured through copious enema treatments, and sought to cure his patient's ills through daily applications of yogurt--introduced at the body's two ends--aided by colon-wracking machines that could ably pump 15 gallons of water into a hapless behind in just a few seconds.

2 Cool 2 8 Beef

Thinly veiled attempt by the National Cattlemen's Beef Association to get little girls to eat more beef. It says it caters to girls aged 8-12, although I suspect it insults the intelligence of most 8-year-olds.
What are they "keeping real" anyway?

$75 burger? There’s the beef

Would you spend $75 on a hamburger?
No? Then you obviously don't live in Manhattan, because that's the latest craze sweeping this competitive metropolis.

Man sues McDonald’s over spicy burrito

A Texas man is suing McDonald's claiming too much black pepper on a breakfast burrito caused him two months of daily nosebleeds.
Marcus Long also says the burrito he ate on November 18 caused an infection in his mouth and possible damage to his vocal chords

This Is “HOT” Sauce

I don't know how hot these sauces are, but they shure sound hot!

AM African Solstice

Celebrated Solstice tonight. Enjoyed some neat African food at AM Africa, the local non-Chinese, non-Korean, non-Vietnamese restaurant in Kitchener. Great...

Vegetarian Loaf Killing Inmate

Sniper suspect and vegetarian John Lee Malvo says he is getting sick from eating the jail's meatless loaf, which is usually served to inmates for disciplinary reasons.
For the past two weeks, the Fairfax County jail has been serving the 17-year-old Malvo "the loaf," a hodgepodge of flour, raisins, carrots, potatoes and other ingredients baked into brown cakes.

Man survives on Taco Bell sauce

CHARLESTON, W.Va.--A man trapped for almost a week in his car after it plunged into a ravine survived in the freezing cold by melting snow for water and eating packets of fast-food sauce.

The Hottest Sauces in the World

This page is an attempt to list the hottest sauces in the world. To give you an idea of their heat - Tabasco sauce is rated at 2,140 scoville units while 'Caldera' is over 10,000,000! If you like dancing chile peppers and crappy 1996-style websites, then this site is for you!