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The stickers read “Don’t Panic! This is NOT A BOMB. Do not be afraid. Do not call the police. Stop...

GEW: That’s not a firehose, that’s my butt

This is supposed to be a review of Magnesium Citrate, a potent laxative. From the site entry: I like to...

Get a First Life!

Your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with...

Top 10 Lamest Superheroes of All Time

#6. Dogwelder – Dogwelder was a character from Garth Ennis’ “Hitman” series. Dogwelder was part of a superhero team known...

Things I learn from my patients

One of the many entries: #6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on...

Chronicles of George

The Chronicles of George George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever. His grasp on the written word is...

Indiana Jones’ bid for tenure has been denied

Though Dr. Jones conducts “field research” far more often than anyone else in the department, he has consistently failed to...

Prominent Male Hooker To Step Down Amid Accusations

A prominent male hooker, Dirk Blackman, was forced to give up his position as the head of a large national...

Toilet costume for kids

According to the website, it’s a “perfect for every potty mouth kid.” Har har. Funny Child Halloween Costume – Toilet...