Bill O’Reilly starts making sense

Is it just me, or does he always talk like this? YouTube – O’Reilly

Blackstar Warrior

Hey, I’m just talkin’ about Lando. YouTube – Blackstar Warrior Trailer

Horrifying New Verses in ‘Star Spangled Banner’

It’s quite catchy. Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers Horrifying New Verses Restoration Of ‘Star Spangled Banner’ Uncovers Horrifying New...

Block God’s e-presence with Godblock

I’m offended by this. Porn is so much better than god. To an atheist, God is like porn. And as...

The Twilight movie was actually good

Man, what was I thinking? This movie rocks. YouTube – Twilight: For Guys!!

M. Night Shyamalan finally made a comedy

Oh, the pain. Recently, at an Asian fusion restaurant, I was offered a thing called an Asiadilla. This was a...

How to make people think you’re good looking

Luckily I’m funny, and don’t need these hints. Also, I don’t have hair …. YouTube – How to trick people...

Snuggie D-Lux

I have one of the reverse snuggies. It’s great when I’m getting out of the shower. YouTube – Snuggie D-Lux

America’s Dr. Who (gives a crap)

It’s sad, but I’d probably watch this. YouTube – AMERICA’S DR. WHO!

Proof that animals use tools

Cats in particular. This one might just be ready to take over the world. YouTube – Genius Cat Uses Forcefield...