Meth smuggled in greeting card

A woman soaked paper with methamphetamine, fashioned it to look like a greeting card and sent it to a federal jail inmate who then cut it into pieces for sale to other inmates, investigators said.
Kristina Landry, 23, of Everett, was arrested at her home, where authorities found a small amount of methamphetamine, according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court.

Star Wars, Donny and Marie style

The Donny & Marie Star Wars skit begins with footage of two Imperial star destroyers and the Millenium Falcon (actual film footage), spliced with cheap matte painting of planets (very non-Star Wars like). The scene fades and an opening crawl (as in the movies) begins:
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...
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World’s Smallest Blog

This is pretty tiny. My eyes are no good for this sort of thing.

Darth Vader’s Skeleton

Two New York teenagers have been accused of stealing a skeleton from a cemetery and taking it to a party dressed as the Star Wars villain Darth Vader.
Michael Herz, 18, and Michael Sossi, 17, allegedly took the body of an actor who died in 1938, and two skulls, from a crypt on Long Island in November.
"Herz dressed up the full body with glasses and then they put a Darth Vader mask on him," said detective Brian McMenemy.
The two teenagers, and a third youth accused of "receiving a stolen body", all deny the charges.
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U.S. Cop Shoots Self at Canada Customs

A Detroit police officer accidentally shot himself in the leg Monday when he tried to hide his gun after his car was pulled over by Canada Customs at the Ambassador Bridge.
Michael Allen, 22 and three friends were heading to Casino Windsor around 2:30 a.m. when a customs officer at the bridge directed the off-duty Detroit cop's Monte Carlo to the secondary inspection area.
After parking the car, Allen is believed to have pulled his .40-calibre Glock pistol from either a waist holster or concealed leg holster in an attempt to hide it under the car's front seat.

Lightning Strikes Woman’s Tongue Stud

A holidaymaker narrowly escaped death when lightning struck her tongue stud in an electrical storm.
Becky Nyang, 26, was temporarily blinded, unable to talk and badly blistered by the bolt of electricity that surged through her body via the piercing.

CATPRIN – Bringer of the Apocalypse

CATPRIN, a tailor for cats. Ever imagined dressing up your lovely cat into a fabulous beauty? You don't have to dress her everyday, in fact she might not feel comfortable with a dress on for days. Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies.
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SARS Coffee Cats

Could drinking expensive coffee cause SARS? Apparently good coffee and SARS have a common thread ... the civet.
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When is too much fanfiction?

OK, this is pretty weird. Anne Frank fanfiction. Really, these people should get a life.

Cat Mutilator Captured

On March 8, 2003 at approximately 10pm the Find Matt Campaign received information that Matt had been arrested in Vancouver, British Columbia by police following a tip from an SPCA agent who had visited the campaigns website.
Started on April 2, 2002 the Find Matt Campaign had one goal - to aid police in the search for one of three young men who mutilated and killed a tame female house-cat, while capturing their actions on video.