Election 2004: A Hogwarts Howler For The American Voter

Oh, how I wish this column was capable of special effects. If it was, the newspaper or computer screen you’re...

In a galaxy far, far away — it’s all over

Bidding goodbye to the gold robot after almost 30 years, Anthony Daniels shed a nostalgic tear for the mechanical manservant...

Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a...

The Republican Convention: Another Catastrophic Success?

I’m going out on a limb here, but the red meat, red state dominated RNC may turn out to be...

Jamie Oliver restaurant panned by critics

Food critics have turned up their noses at “Fifteen”, the trendy, not-for-profit London restaurant owned by television chef Jamie Oliver....

Spider-Man Reviews Crayons

"Royal Purple" is regalus maximus; a color so high-end it probably boosts the price of the entire box a full half buck. Is it worth it? Depends on what kind of grapes you prefer coloring. I hope not green grapes!

Der Schlangemann

Warning: Contains scenes of uber huge fake cock.