Oh sure…

The day the Bell guy has to come over to examine the phone lines, the system miraculously starts working again....

Bad Stock Advice

R sent this to me the other day. Would you take stock advice from someone called hermaphroditicphotosynthesize??? —–Original Message—– From:...

Oooh, he good card read.

I’ve been reviewing resumes (or résumés, if you insist) over the past couple of weeks. I just finished reading one,...

Death by a hail of bloggers

I decided to let my eyes heal a bit, so I haven’t been blogging much. Everything’s going to be a...

Room?

I hate all this coffee lingo. All this doppio, no-fat, decaf, long pull, half foam, skim milk shit. Usually I’ll...

Superman Returns

Saw the new “Superman Returns” film on the weekend. People have been talking about how it rates as a film,...

More on the 30-some-odd commandments

Continuing the whole unsurprising and fundamental misunderstanding of scripture, I found an interesting link to positiveatheism.org. They offer a reprintable,...

Thou shalt not … something … something

This is pretty classy. Crooks and Liars has this video of the Colbert Report. Stephen Colbert’s guest was Republican Congressman...

Damn online translators

I ran an Italian email through the Babelfish translator and got this shit: “I have installed file on my PC...

How about a little punctuation for that misdirected support email?

This is funny. An end user sent a support email to his ISP, instead of the company they bought the...