Carl Hiaasen on teaching evolution in Florida

I have a newfound respect for Carl. No wonder his books are so funny. Our reputation for flakiness is at...

U.S. to scatter satellite debris across Canada

Oh good. Maybe we can pick away at the smoldering debris and learn how U.S. spy satellites are made. Oh,...

Fidel Castro Stepping Down

Oh well, I suppose the Americans now get a chance at tourism in Cuba. Now it’ll probably start to look...

Ontario councils refuse to drop prayer

This is stupid. I didn’t even know people were required to pray in council meetings… They should be stopping this...

US military accused of harboring fundamentalism

Is anybody really surprised about this? US military accused of harboring fundamentalism Since his last combat deployment in Iraq, Jeremy...

Polaroid stops making film

Aww damn. I just bought an old SX-70. Now what am I going to do with it? Polaroid Brings Down...

Hey, Luverrrr

Oh, and a happy Lupercalia to all you young lovers out there. R’s at school tonight, and hates Valentine’s Day...

New CAPTCHA code

I’ve had much feedback in the past regarding my CAPTCHA code, MT-SCode. IT was either completely ineffectual for computerized spammers...

Star Trek Communicator Replica

Sweeet! Seriously though, how hard would it have been to integrate a cell phone into this doo-hickey? Toys: Star Trek...

10 Ways to Truly F**k Up Valentineâ..s Day

Excellent set of guidelines to help you through another tricky V-day. Topless Robot – 10 Ways to Truly F**k Up...