Six-String Boba

If I didn't see it, I wouldn't have believed it. The Boba Fett guitar.
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Apparently you can order this *bitchin* item from music123.com.

Dog playing Poker

Played poker last night at my folks place. I had a great time, and learned many new variations on the...

Happy New Year

Happy Chinese new year by the way. Year of the Goat, is it? Personally, I like the Chinese zodiac –...

Sex (And Why Not To Have It)

--A word from the National Association of Pornographers--
The human body is a disgusting, sweaty, hairy, germ-laden mass. Human skin is often pockmarked with scars, warts, pustules and worse. Do you want that rubbing against your tender young flesh? Certainly not!
Many young people today are turning to sex as a recreational activity. As you have probably heard, sexual intercourse is the number-one cause of orgasm in this country. This must stop!
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Party Tips from Trader Vic

A great site to get fonts, fun and crazy tiki advice from Trader Vic.
Most people are familiar with Victor "Trader Vic" Bergeron's chain of bars and restaurants (sadly, there are few still open Stateside). Few know that ol' Vic could whip together a sentence as well as he could mix up a Mai Tai! I've excerpted a couple of my favorite chapters from Trader Vic's Book of Food and Drink, originally published in 1946, right here for your reading pleasure! But enough yammering from me . let's get this show on the road!

Total Punk Radio

There's 30,000 songs available, and you can request any one of them. HUZZAH!
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Bush sells vision of hydrogen future

Using the national spotlight to sell a technology still foreign to most Americans, President Bush on Tuesday proposed a $1.2 billion program to help build the infrastructure needed to revolutionize the cars we drive. The goal is to replace the polluting internal combustion engine with battery-like fuel cells that run on nonpolluting hydrogen. But obstacles exist, and the long time frame has environmentalists worried that more immediate action will be ignored.

Get “Laied” Soon

Thinking of throwing another party, this time with a Hawaiian theme. Something like, “I got Laied at Zuckervati’s Party.” This...

Letter from Zucker-Dachboden Industrien GmbH

I don’t rightly know what this was supposed to translate to, but I’ll assume it was some kind of fan...

Star Trek: Nemesis

Originally posted Dec 20, 2002. I dug this one up in my main blog, and thought it might go better in the Film section.
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So we ended up going to see "Star Trek: Nemesis". God, that movie sucked. I'm not a religious person, but GOD, that movie sucked.