Happy New Year
Happy Chinese new year by the way. Year of the Goat, is it? Personally, I like the Chinese zodiac –...
Happy Chinese new year by the way. Year of the Goat, is it? Personally, I like the Chinese zodiac –...
--A word from the National Association of Pornographers--
The human body is a disgusting, sweaty, hairy, germ-laden mass. Human skin is often pockmarked with scars, warts, pustules and worse. Do you want that rubbing against your tender young flesh? Certainly not!
Many young people today are turning to sex as a recreational activity. As you have probably heard, sexual intercourse is the number-one cause of orgasm in this country. This must stop!
A great site to get fonts, fun and crazy tiki advice from Trader Vic.
Most people are familiar with Victor "Trader Vic" Bergeron's chain of bars and restaurants (sadly, there are few still open Stateside). Few know that ol' Vic could whip together a sentence as well as he could mix up a Mai Tai! I've excerpted a couple of my favorite chapters from Trader Vic's Book of Food and Drink, originally published in 1946, right here for your reading pleasure! But enough yammering from me . let's get this show on the road!
There's 30,000 songs available, and you can request any one of them. HUZZAH!
Using the national spotlight to sell a technology still foreign to most Americans, President Bush on Tuesday proposed a $1.2 billion program to help build the infrastructure needed to revolutionize the cars we drive. The goal is to replace the polluting internal combustion engine with battery-like fuel cells that run on nonpolluting hydrogen. But obstacles exist, and the long time frame has environmentalists worried that more immediate action will be ignored.
Thinking of throwing another party, this time with a Hawaiian theme. Something like, “I got Laied at Zuckervati’s Party.” This...
I don’t rightly know what this was supposed to translate to, but I’ll assume it was some kind of fan...
Originally posted Dec 20, 2002. I dug this one up in my main blog, and thought it might go better in the Film section.
So we ended up going to see "Star Trek: Nemesis". God, that movie sucked. I'm not a religious person, but GOD, that movie sucked.
I kind of set my place on fire last night. I was burning some incense, and I placed a stick...
Dishwashers, automobiles and other products are increasingly driven by software. But digits don't always do a better job. Where do you turn when your appliance's software goes south?
Maurice Bailey's Miele G885 SC dishwasher cleans dishes almost as well as a human being. Its 10 separate programs control the washing and drying of fine crystal and crusty pans. Its electronic controls warn owners if the drain is blocked. It also carefully regulates both the temperature and the consumption of water, something humans often neglect to do.
As a guy who occasionally curates art shows and wrangles artists together, I often have to edit and post artist bios, profile pictures, and artwork images. This can be a problem, since many artists and writers aren’t used to selling themselves. Artists rarely know how to present their art for display in a brochure, and writers aren’t used to writing about themselves.
Writers often treat the bio like it’s an interview or something. Maybe like they’re having a conversation with you, the reader. While it may work sometimes, the most common way to write a bio is to write in the 3rd person.
I’m like those writers, and I’m talking to you directly, unlike the common way to do a bio. You should see my About page. It makes sense to me, since this is a bit which describes my blog’s website. When I get famous enough that I don’t have time to talk to you, I’ll have an intern write everything in 3rd person. Until then, you get to talk to me.
Like blogs of old, this one is a personal document of the comings and goings of me. Articles I’ve written, links I’ve posted, videos I liked, etc. Here, a first-person perspective is the way to go, at least for now. So, this is my site. I’m D. H. McKee, a sometimes artist, sometimes writer. Mostly just a guy on the internet.